Editor’s Note: This is somewhat modified from Dan’s original version. Since social media consulting is my other hat, I tweaked it a bit to add a bit more Twitter-centric style. The essence is all his, however. Enjoy!
What would the original Christmas have been like if Twitter had existed? Here’s what we at TeleRead think it might have looked like. 😉
@FirstWiseMan: Stars out tonight in brilliant night sky
@SecondWiseMan: RT @FirstWiseMan: Stars out tonight in brilliant night sky <–Don’t forget to mention Bethelem
@3WiseMan: Three words to sum it up: We. Are. Astounded.
@FirstWiseMan: RT @3WiseMan: Three words to sum it up: #WeAreAstounded
@FirstPasserby: What’s going on? Why are three wise men hanging around a stable?@SecondPasserby: Haven’t you heard? Something is stirring, something’s happening…
@SecondWiseMan: follow #WeAreAstounded for all the news!
@Miriam: The contractions are starting. He’s coming!
@Joseph: If it’s a girl, Jessica. If it’s a boy, Jesus?
@LordsAngel: *eyeroll* Boy, Joseph, boy. Get your bearings, man.
@Joseph: That’s what I was thinking, too, @LordsAngel! Just too excited!
@Miriam: Midwife! Come over here, quick! #WeAreAstounded
@MidWife: Hun, just you wait. Plenty o’ kids being born tonight…
@Joseph: Is there a doctor in the house? #WeAreAstounded
@WhoFan123: RT @Joseph: Is there a doctor in the house? <–Doctor Who!
@Miriam: The Lord is my Doctor, I shall not want…
@MidWife: All righty now. Prepare the blankets, some warm water in a tub.
@SecondPasserby: You mean, He’s coming? Now?
@FirstPasserby: Dude! Weren’t you paying attention? #WeAreAstounded
@Miriam: (transmission encrypted beyond human understanding)
@Joseph: I knew it all along. A boy! We have ourselves a little boy! #WeAreAstounded
@Miriam: He could have been a girl, you know. #GaiaIsTheTrueDivine
@MidWife: The Lord works in mysterious ways. #WeAreAstounded
@God: Hark! Ye Herald Angels Sing!
@LordsAngel RT @God: Hark! Ye Herald Angels Sing! <-Off-key as usual 😉
@Miriam: Ahhhhhhh! Go forth! RT @God: Hark! Ye Herald Angels Sing!
@Jesus: I am who I am. Come all ye faithful. #learnedtweetingearly
@Miriam: Look what I have done, My Lord! #WeAreAstounded
@God: We — What We. Have. Done. #humankind
@Joseph: Amen to that. #immaculateconception
@4thWiseMan: One world, one race, one people, one king.
@ThirdWise Man: @4thWiseMan You’re late to the party, as usual
@God: One God.