How the Grinch Stole Google News

Apropos of my story on news site paywalls yesterday, I found this on DailyFinance.com. Because, after all, ‘tis the season:

Every Who down in Whoville liked Google a lot,
But the Grinch, who lived up in a penthouse, did not.
The Grinch hated Google, didn’t find Google pleasin’ —
Now, please don’t ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be his head wasn’t screwed on just right.
It could be, perhaps, that his views were too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all,
May have been that his heart was two sizes too small.

Continued on Daily Finance.